Mower Divid Stories

I was 9 years old it was early I rolled out of bed 3pm aye even brushed my teath. "I realised I had got to meet stokey in the park he said do you wanna game of football ive got a box of fags awsell aye I." "I said could do r" I started playing football there was a man watching us we thought it was Ray Kingston we had a half time fag break , we dicovered it was ray he came over and said " I know kenny mower doh I fancy sum wersall trials" I had a puff of me fag and replied "could do R". We exchanged details , as we left ray after talking to the cunt for 15 hours he shouted to us "wew lads there's something else i gotta tell ay I" then the cunt open up his brand new macintosh coat off the market day he.

Anyway I day think much of it and called him the next day day I, ray says he spoke to mr mower and he sez i can get yaw sum trials car I,  I was so excited i phoned sonia immediately. Then I sez to ray "what about stokey" after a long pause he said............"stokeys shit ay he"

PART 2.     I MET KENNY MOWER PROPER

I TERNED UP THE TWO WEEKS LATER AT RAYS FLAT DAY I.HE TOLD ME TO TERN UP AT HIS FLAT HE TOLD ME TO BE THERE AT 8 AM SO I TURNED UP PROMPTLY AT 10 15 AM DAY I. HE OPENED THE DOOR AND SAID"AM YAW ALRIGHT?" I SAID" I AM R!".HE THEN WHISPERED TO ME "CAN HOLD ON THERE A SECOND I'VE JUST FINISH ME SHAG" I SAID "R!".AFTER ABOUT 30 SECS HE OPENED THE DOOR LOOKIN WINDSWEPT AND SAID "COME ON KID LETS GEW".SO WE WALKED ACROSS THE ROAD FLASHED AT A COUPLE OF PEOPLE THEN WE JUMPED ON THE BUS.AFTER A COUPLE OF CHANGES ON THE BUS WE ARRIVED AT FELLOWS PARK DAY WE!WE SAW DAVID KELLY OUT SIDE DAY WE!SO RAY SHOUTED "WEW DAVE DE YAW KNOW KENNY MOWER?"HE REPLIED"FUCK OFF!".THEN ROUND THE CORNER CAME KENNY MOWER UN IMMEDIATELY SIN RAY DAY HE AND SHOUTED "WEW RAY WHERE YAW BIN YA WHITE CUNT?"."IVE BIN EAR FA FIVE MIUTES LOOKING FOR YA"RAY REPLIED.HE THEN SAID "THIS IS DAVE THIS IS THAT BOSTIN KID YA WANNA SEE".KENNY THEN SAID TO ME "COME ON YA WHITE CUNT LETS GEW"