Sonia Poems

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Sonia was the most loved,
Divid was her boyfriend.

She took him round tescos,
but didn't bother payin.

Police were called,
before the courts,
sonia was hauled,
and charged with nickin.

Her tracksuit strained,
to keep her belly in.

There is no such thing in life as Sonia........ 

Acatoni is me,
Sonia Parker i'll always be.

I entered tesco,
and tesco entered me.

Then she came with rich tea.
La la la la la

As I look around,
div and sonia,
div and sonia.

Nothing left to buy,
cuz of div and sonia,
div and sonia....

Le barrel cavore,
Lets rifle some more!

Oh Sonia be mine,
And ill be thine,
Dont love Divid,
or ill be livid.