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So popular these poems are,
knew you would like to look a far.
knew you would like to look a far.
Dont Cry for me Sonia Parka
Dont cry for Div Sonia Parker,
the truth is he never left you,
all throught your wild days,
rifling Tesco he kept the Biros,
you kept the pork pies.
You pissed you nickers,
He kept his distance.
Scooter Ride
Like a dream on the ocean,
Always drifting away,
and I cant ctach up,
she just drifts away on the tide,
come on Sonia baby wont you let me ride?
Take me off on a scooter ride.
Come on now tescos is on your side.
But she drifts away,
shll rifle anything away.
Lonely as cloud
I wandered lonley as a cloud,
in the distance I heard faint laughter,
Tesco security cometh racing past,
twas Div and Sonia they were afta.
in the distance I heard faint laughter,
Tesco security cometh racing past,
twas Div and Sonia they were afta.
sonia so true
Sonia so fair.
sonia so true
she don't love me
she dow love you.
so who does she love.?
whom does she crave?
he supports the swifts
and his name is dave.